Brett gets ruffed up

I just recieved a message which is too funny not to share with you all on this glorious Friday afternoon.

Word is that everyone’s favourite conman got himself into a fight at a Mudgee pub about a fortnight ago. I am suprised he had the hide to show his face in public, but far less suprised to hear that he ran away from the pub crying, but not before getting a touch up from the other participants. So brave and manly! 

I’ll repeat that purely for its hilarity – HE RAN AWAY CRYING! 😂
This is not the first time Brett has been ruffed up. In fact, one of his ex girlfriends showed more balls than him when she punched him in the face, as did the friend of another ex girlfriend – who is responsible for his foul black front tooth (which, by the way, he told me he got because a horse kicked him into a railing). I doubt it will be the last time something like this happens, especially given the sheer number of victims and how well known the little moron has become.