The Funeral Crasher

Finally got my hands on a copy of the article from August 2005 where Brett impersonated Tom Waterhouse at a prominent Armidale horse trainers funeral.

He signed the guest book twice – once as Thomas Waterhouse and once as Brett Joseph.

The incident meant he was kicked out of the University of New England, which he only got into in the first place by using fake references.

Funny thing is that he was already known for impersonating leading racing industry figures. That was 12 years ago – and he is still trying to be he great pretender.

Not so great since I came along and put his face everyone and exposed him for what he really is!

Today’s Hearing

I am sure a lot of you are wondering what happened today at the hearing.

As a background, Brett is alleged to have taken 2 diamond rings from a victim named Alanna back in 2009. In August 2016, he gave those rings to me. He told me that they were his Nan’s and he had taken them when she had to be moved to a nursing home (what kind of an asshole steals from his own grandmother)! When I booted him out of my house, he asked for them back, which I did. He then disposed of the rings to his Aunty, also telling her that they belonged to Nan.

Trouble is, those rings didn’t belong to Nan, they belonged to Alanna, and she contacted me when she read on my website that I had been gifted some rings. She gave me a detailed description of the rings (which were extremely distinctive) and asked me if I had seen them, which I had. So we went to the Police.

Today Alanna and I gave evidence to the Court and a Brief of Evidence was tendered to the court to try to prove that Brett took Alanna’s rings, gave them to me, took them back from me and then disposed of them again to his Aunty. Being examined and made to look like nothing but hateful and jaded bitched was less than enjoyable. What was worse was having to see Brett Joseph and his parents smirking at the back of the court room. Truth is, I don’t hate Brett – I don’t want to waste my energy on that – all I want is to protect others from having to go through what I did!

In any event, his lawyer did his best to make us look like liars who hate Brett so much that we colluded to have him charged. Which, for the record, could not be more wrong.

So, the matter had been adjourned for verdict on 8 March 2018. In the meantime, Brett is still on bail, which will restrict his movements significantly. On that day, if he is found guilty (fingers crossed) the suspended sentence he was on for other dishonesty offences when he committed these offences will be called up and he will go to jail. It was a 12 month suspended sentence and he reoffended within 1 month of being placed on it, so theoretically he should go in for at least 12 months.

No matter what the verdict is, one thing is for sure – Brett Joseph’s face is everywhere and he will never ever be able to do to another person what he did to me, Alanna and so many others. He can’t use his own face on dating sites or social media and has been reduced to stealing other people’s pictures. At some point, he is always going to be found out and exposed for the conman scumbag that he is.

So, stay tuned for March 8. Keep your fingers crossed that some justice will be served – not just for Alanna and I, but for 12 years worth of victims!

PS. A Current Affair are currently working on the best installment of the Brett Joseph Saga yet. I’ll keep you all posted on when that will air, but it features Alanna and I finally being able to confront Brett about what he has done to us and so many others. He definitely did not like having the tables turned and being stood up to by 2 of his victims, that is for sure and certain!

Hearing on 4 December

As most of you know, Brett has entered pleas of not guilty in relation to charges laid on 13 June.

The matter has been adjourned a number of times, but is finally in for hearing at Griffith Local Court on Monday 4 December.

We will keep everyone up to date with any developments. In the meantime, keep your fingers crossed that justice prevails!


Everybody meet Will.

Will is 26 from Newcastle. His mother owns 2 pharmacy’s and his grandfather is John Holland. He is very wealthy (of course) and charming. Only downside is that Will isn’t real – he is Brett Joseph spinning more lies while using the pictures Josh, of a father of 2 who lives in Canberra.

Strangest thing is that Josh is the friend of a friend of mine who Brett tried to get his claws into after he met her at a christening that he went to with me. I knew that one of the previous victims would recognise the person in the pictures – and it did not take long. Josh was aware that someone had been using his pictures, and pictures of his children, to talk to girls, and that it had been going on for a number of months.


The most concerning thing for me is that Brett has targeted a girl who lives in my home town, who is a friend of mine and who met him while he was with me as well as a girl from Mudgee. He must know that he will never be able to physically meet these girls, because they will recognise him immediately. And even if they don’t recognise him, they will most certainly notice that Will is a lot taller, fitter, better looking and far less pale and balding that Brett. So what is his purpose? My guess is that it is just a game for him. He must get a kick out of sucking people in with his fake persona and letting them form an attachment to him.

I have no doubt that another alias being discovered will stop Brett. Hell, he is catfishing people and spinning his shit while there is an active Court case running! The beautiful thing is that no matter how many fake profiles and aliases he creates, at some going he is going to be found out. His face has been shared far and wide and there is so much stuff on the internet about just who he is that his days of easily conning women, men and businesses are well and truly over. He is reduced to sitting in his mum and dad’s house and using the pictures of others because he is unable to use his own pictures to get his claws into victims. What a total and utter loser!